A neutron walks into a restaurant...

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

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What did the gambler ...

Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?

A. He Palladium.

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Where does one put ...

Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc.

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Table of Elements

Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = telluriumCHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!

Two atoms are walking...

Two atoms are walking down the street.

Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure??"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

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If a bear in Yosemite...

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?

A. The bear in Alaska because it`s polar.

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What is the dieter`s...

Q. What is the dieter`s element?

A. Nobelium

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