Saturday, November 6, 2010

A neutron walks into a restaurant...

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

What did the gambler ...

Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?

A. He Palladium.

Where does one put ...

Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc.

Table of Elements

Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = telluriumCHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Two atoms are walking...

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

If a bear in Yosemite...

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?

A. The bear in Alaska because it`s polar.

What is the dieter`s...

Q. What is the dieter`s element?

A. Nobelium