A neutron walks into a restaurant...

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes.  The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"

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What did the gambler ...

Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?

A. He Palladium.

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Where does one put ...

Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc.

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Table of Elements

Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = telluriumCHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!